Book "Help improve the People Around You"

Chapter One- Spandex, Spandex is not your friend! If you must wear it or if it so tight to your body you cannot get out of it...Please put something over top of it. I do not care how big or little you are; no matter your size I promise nobody wants to see your camel toe or your treasure box...we don't care about your package. The only way I can even begin to think Spandex would be okay is if you are a natural est. and out to heal the world because you believe Laughter is the best Medicine. You will be laughed at! You will not be laughed at to your face because they will not be able to make it past your junk! Again, We “The Modern Day Wonder Woman's” are here to help make this world a better place and yes....The world is a better place without Spandex. P.S Get ride of the puffy bangs and the rainbow eye shadow. Promise.... we are doing you a favor.