Why can't I be a website?

Have you ever had a day where you just want to say....Sorry This website or page can't be found? Holy cow....I swear some days I want to run away! How about… Go back to previous screen? Hell yeah, I want to go back to the previous screen, the screen of me before I had 5 kids. Why is it that when you are young we want to be old and when we are older (LOL) we want to be young? Wow...what I would give to be young and dumb....who cares about the knowledge. give me my figure back! How about Refresh... with a push of one dang button you are refreshed and up to date. Delete please delete....Wow where to start??? Spell Check at your finger tips...Wow imaging never losing a spelling bee. Google every and anything so you’re always right... Okay, I don't need the always right part because according to my husband I am always right. I tell him no I am not, I always admit when I am wrong...It's just not often I am wrong so he does not hear it that much!